You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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