I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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