pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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