nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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