Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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