I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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