I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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