The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
my liver is dry heaving
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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