Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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