week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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