So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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