Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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