Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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