I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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