there was a trapeze. enough said
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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