Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Randomize
