: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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