talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
