What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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