it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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