she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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