Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
