You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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