We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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