he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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