he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You were trust falling into bushes
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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