I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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