Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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