Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just gargled with NyQuil
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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