He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
don't judge my taste in strippers
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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