So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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