let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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