Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He kissed a someone with a penis
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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