Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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