Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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