Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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