he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do herpes really smell.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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