I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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