the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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