You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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