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He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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