their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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