lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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