he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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