Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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