ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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