mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am midnight drunk by noon
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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