if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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