Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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