What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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