I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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