I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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