woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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