Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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