I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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