Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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