My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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