She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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