69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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